"Safety first." That's my motto.
posted by chris_cant_dance at 10:30 PM
Sunday, July 30, 2006
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So, what you're saying is, "I'm a gay robot." I get it.
Well, Bobbie- I dunno. I really hate to criticize your analysis, because the truth is different for everybody- but I disagree. Who's the gay robot? Me, the pelican, or you? That's what you should think about. The obvious choice would be the pelican, because it displays the most effeminate properties, wht with its cookies and decision not to chase pelicanskirt. Another possiblity is me. You might think i'm professing my feelings vicariously through the pelican, and I somewhat am. However, fondness for cookies and respect for women are by no means gay attributes. Maybe a little effeminate, but definately not gay. There is absolutely no connection between cookies and homosexuality. Shame on you for making a generalization like that. The third and most likely possibility is that you, robertkarljr, are the gay robot. You've made the illusory connections between cookies and feminism to homosexuality, and you've projected them on yourself. That would explain your choice of the pronoun "I" in your comment.
What really boggles my mind is the robot part. Where did that come from?
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Human peer bonding [1.13]
[After Church reveals that Tex is female]
Caboose: I should have known! She didn't like me. Girls, never, like me.
Tucker: Caboose, I don't think anybody likes you.
Caboose: [dejected] I like me.
[Later, Church asks Caboose whether he understands]
Caboose: I think so. That guy Tex is really a robot, and you're his boyfriend. So that makes you… a gay robot!
Church: Yeaaah. That's right. I'm a gay robot.
[Tucker realises he'll have to use the teleporter]
Tucker: Oh, fuckberries.
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